Saturday, November 10, 2012

100 assumptions/facts about my guy best friend

1. he is a stick.
2. he likes strawberries.
3. he can drive. (I CAN'T)
4. he likes domo t shirts and owns some i think.
5. he can play the piano.
6. he has a huge mirror in his bathroom. (scary)
7. he likes the color blue.
8. he oversleeps.
9. he wakes up and goes back to sleep.
10. he has a constant need to nap.
11. he cannot cry.
12. he doesn't admit it when he is angry.
13.  he tends to nap longer when he's mad.
14. he likes to GANGNAM and he can too.
15. he can only order food from familiar places.
16. he likes ZENQ.
17. he likes to sing.
18. he likes to make me sing.
19. he thinks I'm too high pitched.
20. he likes to make me scribble lyrics on his table.
21. he gets all of my jokes.
22. he is very bad at comforting though
23. he makes up for it for being understanding
24. he can be a little insensitive at times.
25. he is also oblivious. (not sure if it's an act)
26. he has a problem talking to new people.
27. he thinks it's hard for him to make new friends.
28. he thinks sodas are meant to be poured at your future best friend.
29. he had a food fight with me back in 2009
30. he went to PLKN and he likes it lol
31. he is the first guy i slapped.
32. he is taller than me. ( HE USED TO BE SHORTER! )
33. he was bullied BY me back in 2007
34. he was a nerd. I used to call him that
35. he is a pervert.
36. he might not look like it but he is an attention whore.
37. he has a very loud laugh.
38. he can make anything funny.
39. he thinks my boobs are a hindrance.
40. he doesn't like public affection.
41. he does like hugging other guys in public though
42. he is anti social at times ( never with me. )
43. he likes to blog but has too little time.
44. he makes things a whole lot easier for me.
45. he is very well organized. ( his room is cleaner than mine. )
46. he procrastinates a lot.
47. he does't have the ability to process new stuff very quickly.
48. he thinks that's the reason why he never smiles back to new people that fast.
49. he is a silent stalker.
50. he likes to camwhore thanks to me and JUDTIH and BRIAN
51. he doesn't like his phone.
52. he turned down i Phone 5 because he wanted a flip phone.
53. he is very nice once you get to know him.
54. he loves music.
55. he loves memorizing lyrics too I bet!
56. he wants to drive a Myvi. (why?)
57. he wants to know where Brian lives. (I want to too haha)
58. he is one of my karaoke partners.
59. he is an introvert + extrovert. ( i can't really tell anymore. )
60. he is VERY bad at expressing himself that's why I dig it out of him every time.
61. he is a slow texter/replier
62. he is a scorpio.
63. he is younger than me. (by a month or so. STILL younger)
64. he likes to be on facebook.
65. he has a surprisingly caring cousin.
66. he is extreme when it comes to Truth or Dare
67. he is shameless when it comes to a group of close friends.
68. he is a good brother and a good son. ( well good enough I think. )
69. he is !@#$%^&*(
70. he can be secretly caring at times.
71. he likes cute emoticons.
72. he brought me to prom.
73. he didn't get me a corsage. (there was no need but yeah you know-)
74. he always pretends to forget about my birthday. (what if he wasn't?)
75. he is very convincing.
76. he likes Lightning.
77. he knows I hate Lighting's sister.
78. he loves his mom.
79. he hates paying for parking ticket.
80. he was obsess about finding a vest for prom that day
81. he likes 那些年。
82. he looks like he has constipation when he's doing maths.
83. he likes to go to the library.
84. he can't study at home.
85. he was ketua perbarisan before.
86. he loves our GREENIES
87. he always gets straight to the point.
88. he is my best friend. ( i cannot believe it took me only 20% of the time i used to think of 100 facts about myself to write 100 things about you. )
89. he wants to make people proud.
90. he has made me proud.
91. he is weird but that's what I love about him.
92. he is moving away and it pains me.
93. he is the only guy I trust like crazy so please don't ever lie to me.
94. he is that one person i can be AUDREY with.
95. he invented laws for me. (AUDREY'S LAW)
96. he never gets tired of my constant complaining.
97. he didn't leave after knowing TWO sides of me.
98. he's special and I am afraid of losing him.
99. he doesn't know that no matter how many times he pisses me off, I will always stay.
100. he is someone I would like to keep for the rest of my life.


this is cute haha.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

100 facts about Audrey.

1. audrey secretly likes her own name
2. audrey likes green stuff
3. audrey hates smokers
4. audrey sleeps with her sister
5. audrey can't swim straight
6. audrey has never been out of Sabah
7. audrey brings her phone to bath
8. audrey stalks
9. audrey can't drive. YET
10. audrey likes aloe vera
11. audrey does not have a bed
12. audrey hates the crowd
13. audrey likes highlight pens
14. audrey likes playing HARVEST MOON
15. audrey cheats when she plays HM
16. audrey is a fifit. no she doesn't smell bad
17. audrey likes basketball
18. audrey likes her hot physic teacher
19. audrey sleeps without her bra on
20. audrey has dandruff and hairloss problem
21. audrey likes to EMO
22. audrey is a virgo
23. audrey support gay rights
24. audrey is a camwhore
25. audrey only goes on twitter to post emo stuff
26. audrey likes astrology
27. audrey likes to google stuff
28. audrey roleplayed as Ling Yao on tumblr before
29. audrey likes her food hot
30. audrey likes her drinks cold
31. audrey hates sour stuff
32. audrey is almost taller than her dad
33. audrey is a lot like her dad
34. audrey has constant pms
35. audrey is a pervert
36. audrey's brain cannot function after 9pm
37. audrey gave her pets away
38. audrey forgot to feed her pet fish once and it died
39. audrey killed her sister's fish by letting it swim in soap water( IT WAS AN ACCIDENT )
40. audrey likes adventure time
41. audrey has an annoying laugh
42. audrey killed a chick when she was young
43. audrey had short hair until she was 12
44. audrey bullies her sister
45. audrey likes ZENQ
46. audrey gets jealous very easily
47. audrey likes seafood
48. audrey likes to wear her sister's clothes
49. audrey likes glasses
50. audrey wants to live in Japan
51. audrey wants to be able speak japanese fluently
52. audrey likes Captain America
53. audrey is very emotional
54. audrey bottle things up
55. audrey likes cute stuff
56. audrey has a constant urge to change phones
57. audrey is LAZY LAZY LAZY
58. audrey likes ANIME
59. audrey can pop a balloon with her bare hands
60. audrey does not like to read
61. audrey likes 'A crack in forever'
62. audrey is afraid of ghost
63. audrey is picky
64. audrey likes NGAU CHAP
65. audrey only likes crunchy apples
66. audrey is supa sweet when she first talks to you. beware
67. audrey's hair is not BLACK
68. audrey is fat
69. audrey likes TK
70. audrey likes loud people
71. audrey gives extra points to those who can sing.
72. audrey tried lucid dreaming but failed epicly
73. audrey believes in paranormal activities
74. audrey can never keep a diary
75. audrey likes fast replies
76. audrey dislike slow texters
77. audrey likes the number 69
78. audrey likes sitting by the window
79. audrey is weird
80. audrey likes t shirts that makes her look skinnier
81. audrey lost her first kiss
82. audrey has a long tongue
83. audrey likes spirited away
84. audrey thinks she's funny
85. audrey likes hugs ;)
86. audrey likes to party
87. audrey has been using the same number for 3 years
88. audrey had roaches land on her face before
89. audrey hates frogs
90. audrey wish she could teleport
91. audrey is a physics student
92. audrey likes autumn
93.  audrey likes to keep her nails short
94. audrey wants to be a GUY
95. audrey's hands go cold when she's nervous
96. audrey is very good at not expressing herself
97. audrey's best guy friend sometimes call her Alliase
98. audrey can't even list 100 things about herself in one hour
99. audrey likes man SWEATERS.
100. audrey wants to be happy :)

okay random much but yeah here's 100 facts about Audrey.

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Sunday, October 14, 2012

wtf

i don't always mean the things i say. sometimes when i say no, i'm actually dying for you to make the first move. there are also times when i give in and step on my own pride and i DO NOT swallow my pride for anyone. i thought you knew me well enough to intrepret. i thought you knew me well enough to understand i need you to talk to me when i fucking don't want you to. i thought you knew me well enough to understand no matter how mad i get as long as you TALK to me. I AM WILLING TO PUT SHIT ASIDE. I tell you to back off and you just did it. like that. you're not even going to try. i am tired of being the one to initiate every little thing. Love doesn't hurt. BEING in the love with the wrong person does. shit. life doesn't let me move on wtf am i suppose to do? you think i never tried putting you behind my back? you think it's easy. well maybe it is easy for you. but it's hard shit for me.

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Saturday, October 6, 2012

a few weeks ago I was stressing out about STPM and now well yeah, I guess I'm still stressing out and I think I might flunk my second trial. I am a failure. Okay I'll get back to that emo post later on. AND NOW (omg this mc thing is sticking to me lol)

PROM was awesome.

I mean yeah the stress of having to bear the burden of a MC was really hard to handle but at least I had three other guys doing the same with me. I have to thank them for putting up with all my drama and actually made this thing happen! All these three boys worked really hard to get things going. (Especially the one who is actually taller than me :/) Being the MC is really tough for me because I cannot react to sudden changes, I hate it when things go out of order and I have to kill some brain cells just to think about how to react to the damn situation. I pushed things I cannot handle to my partner because he is just so much more capable than me :)

If you're wondering, I'm the one in the dress wearing heels LOL, this isn't going to be a very long post, I feel guilty for blogging like crazy instead of filling my brain with some physics or chemistry but blogging about PROM is a must! So I'll start with the things that happened Friday morning, chemistry paper, DIE. I only knew how to do 20% of the paper, I feel like a failure. Well I got used to that because the same thing happened with Physics and Maths T, it was hell. However, that one and a half hour passed by really quickly, hahahaha NO. Did I mention that the my exam seat is super hot and contained. I sweat while I was sleeping and that day I woke up because I COULDN'T FREAKING BREATHE. I went to the library to check on things and it was a mess LOL. I guess not many went to duty because HELLO exam week, and then teacher Bevina walked in and gave me another pressure talk :( omgosh I cannot take that kind of things, I mean I don't like being pressured, she's talking about hoping that I'll show leadership and do something good for the library. I'm scared. Teacher Florence was there too and she said things too but I couldn't really remember because both of them talked to me at the same time. Talked some more to the teacher about the next day's jamuan and then I remembered the MUET listening exam. Hoho. I remember it starting after some ulangkaji but oh boy they started early and the whole class waiting for TK and I. wtf. okay. enough. suan liao.
After school, I got home and made the script and kakao Abby in between. We were debating about if she should get new shoes and then I convinced her to buy the shoes yay~ I got ready and went to TK's, went to CP did some PSS stuff and then GOT YOYO YAY. Rush rush rush and then got to Ming Garden. We were the earliest. Nobody else was there well except for that one worker, she was busy putting up the decoration. Alan, Franson, TK and I practiced for about an hour and I had to go change and get pretty :3 Must thank fifit for helping me with make up because I know nothing about those D:

not feeling the pressure yet, we still had time to fool around until more and more people started filling up the room. I have stage fright and I hate crowds. Alan and Franson were getting more and more confident because the room was filled with a lot of pretty girls. (according to them lah)


 TK was rushing the video and stuff and had not much time to practice so we didn't really practice much.



Ngai I should have wore a necklace.

Never ever take on this task again Audrey. It stresses you out.

I like the platform, it's super nice to step on.


I guess the whole went pretty well, it was overall satisfying :) just that I wished the senior would cooperate with us more. I have to say I am kind of disappointed when no one especially the seniors came up to waltz. Some of the more supporting and sporting seniors :3 I thank you all for coming up front to dance.
Got dragged out to do the slow dance. Nah show you a picture I like lah LOL.


I can see my preggo like stomach LOL and don't even start with the earmuffs. :3 I think they're cute haha.
Tiong? Why you look at us?! Look back at Ellen!

 Oh did I mentioned that TK and Brian has matching ring and clothing? Take a closer look at their top and you will notice that it is of same design but different color. LOL I OFFSIDE.



Judith & I :D



Should have said he was my favorite senior :D (FOR NO REASON, just coz he's really cute.)



This heart shape won't stick to the board anymore and everyone decided to take pictures with it, including US coz we are camwhores bwaahhahaa


NAH 6 RENDAH SAINS :3 




it's a shame that Cheng Yeng, Xiao Yhun and Chee Chia wasn't in this with us :(

credit goes to iiyee :3 ABBY i really like this one.

and not forgetting me fifits :P

I wanted to taste Abby's face but my tongue wasn't long enough to reach her pretty face! We didn't take much pictures this time because we were all really busy with our own stuffs. NEXT YEAR LAH lol.

I guess that's all from me, sorry but the broken Malaysian English. I failed MUET.


LIKE A BOSS
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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

This place has been inactive for a while and  I do apologize. I really don't have time to mess around anymore and even if I did, I wouldn't always be in the right mood to update my blog. So now that I am actually typing right here (omgosh I sound like everyone is despoopoo to read my blog or something. Perasan-ing.) I would like to tell you about how life might turn out for me if I were a guy. The main reason why I even thought of this is because of my freaking PMS today.I thought I was going to die, it's so hard being a girl.

If i were a guy,

1. I don't think  my brother would have existed. So I strongly think that he should be thanking me for this. The reason why we have a brother is because we didn't have one to begin with, my dad being the first one among all his siblings to get married, they wanted a boy and sadly the first one(me) came with a vagina. Then came a second one, also with a vagina. I don't know if it's me or just them- I think they're all despoopoo to have a dick in the family. My mom took the chance and gave birth to another one and this is how I got my annoying little brother. Okay. This whole paragraph is like so irrelevant.

2. My grandparents would have adored me. I mean they do love me and all but like I said, they prefer dicks and if and only if I have one. They would have treated me like a KING. I mean if I keep all of these achievements(not much but it's enough for them) I've been getting, I'm pretty sure they'll think I'm awesome. (Perasan-ing again. Sorry. I'm pretty it's PMS.) Not to mention my aunts and uncles, they already do like me but then if i were a boy, it would be 123456789 times better.

So those are like the good parts but what about the bad parts?

3. I would have never met the FIFITS, I mean I would have but then I am a guy. Would they even let a guy join the fifits, well maybe they will but would I join? I am a guy and hanging out with a group of girls would make me look like I'm friend-zoned or something. I would have never being able to unleash my inner yellowness to my girls and I would have to do it on guys or else the girls might report me to the teachers and get me into to massive troubles. Also, even if I did unleash me hamness onto the guys, would they be able to take it in openly? BOYS and GIRLS and different species. VERY different. Meh. Forget that, how would I know? Right?

Here's another paragraph where I'm going to be all PERASAN again. You may scroll past if you wish. I wouldn't want to burn your eyes. But maybe I do, whatever just read it.
If I were a guy, I think I would be hot. I would have gotten my driver's license last year and I would have been able to drive my mom's car while she gets a new one. If I were a boy, I would be so much closer to my brother, I might even have to share a room with him and my sister will be all alone and my brother and I might even gang up on her. (Woah that's sad.) If I were a boy, I might even have a girlfriend right now and I would never have put up with just being a teacher, I doubt it'll even cross my mind. I would have aimed higher and strive harder. If I was guy, things would become so much easier. So much easier. But then, what if it isn't? What if staying a girl was the best choice? I will never know. I just hope that I wasn't given a choice when I was brought to this world. Like you have two button right in front of you before you launch yourself out into this sorry yet surprising world, if I did have that decision to make, I think I regret it now.

I'm not saying I'm not happy with everything I have now, I just think it might be fun to think of all the possibilities. Imagine having everything we ever dreamed. Don't you want it? Maybe? Can you see it? Kinda.  What if huh?

Random Conversation I had with my mom:
me: mom imagine me, a guy.
mom: no way. you're going to be a massive headache.
me: why? won't be i be like your tall hot son?
mom: who cares about that?
me: then how am i going to give you headaches?
mom: when you bring girls home lah!
me: -laughs- but what if I'm gay?

She did answer my question.

oh and woah.
Andrew Garfield is so hot.























Yes Andrew, ASDFGHJKL is almost correct.

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I noticed Mike Teo also likes this pose.

okay I better stop before this turns into SPAM.

oh wait. It already is.
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Sunday, July 8, 2012

It's finally over and now I'm starting to wonder when will I ever be able to hold the ball again. I mean I am not going to be able to play anymore which is really sad, I can actually lose weight if I keep this up for maybe half a year. I don't have the motivation to and I'm far too lazy, I am going to let my fats accumulate after this. I have to admit, I'm actually glad Bestah wrote my name and made me join the team. I would have nver volunteered either, I could never bring my self to do it. Lacking self esteem and all, I was really close to quitting but yes, just like what T said I know what my priorities are. I decided to stick with them team because they didn't have enough members. (actually we have enough LOL) I just want to thank everyone on the team for making me feel so appreciated, I feel so wanted and it really strives me harder to score more points but I failed everyone the second match against Inanam. I couldn't get my balls in the basket ngai. I don't know. Maybe it was me, or it was those girls constantly pushing me back and forth. I don't mean to badmouth the other schools here, but I feel that Inanam girls were a bit too rough. The game against All Saints was really awesome, I felt really accomplish. I want to be able to see them again next year, please do come back :3 I'm too lazy to write so I'm going to give you pictures instead.


Took this picture with Karee and omg. I look like a man. #foreveralone
                                            
Okay now I'm lazy. Enough. I'm such a lazy blogger. I fail.

PFFT.

                             
yes let this picture haunt you.

Extra pictures where credits goes to iiyee
                   
       

 

I swear, all my embarrassing pictures can be found on either Aby's or TK's blog.

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Friday, July 6, 2012

I'm sorry I've been neglecting this blog, I just couldn't find the time or things to write(nah, I'm joking. I'm just lazy.) A lot of things have happened and I cannot possibly list everything down here. I will however talk about how school has been treating me and maybe a little bit on how I think of my FORM6 life. 
We have this F6 carnival going on and teachers and students are all busy looking for players or AJKs, thanks to Judith and that sneaky teacher(not going to give any names), I was forced to join this basketball competition where we'll have to go against the other school or something. I doubted myself at first, I've stop playing for like years now and I'm getting back on track, besides I wasn't that good of a player too that's why I never got the chance to represent our school last time(it is also because my parents were being all "YOU MUST STUDY FOR PMR NOW. NO MORE ACTIVITIES." Well that was years back but I still remember, I quit everything that year just so I could satisfy my parents.) Well I'm not saying that I blame them for it but I actually want to thank them for doing so, I mean I would have totally abandoned my academics if they didn't stop me last time. So the story goes on and on and we had practice and all, we were having a pretty good time until it was actually time for the real thing. THE COMPETITION. Came to school early today with my PJK on, helped out a little in school and had an unexpected outing. TROLOLOL you guys know who you are. Went to T's place and we were locked out, tried getting the keys and failed for the first time. Thanks to my hand skills, we managed to get the door open so we won't have to stand outside until somebody actually comes home. After that we rushed to school and HAD MCD FOR LUNCH.(I couldn't really eat anything because I was to fucking nervous. I didn't finish my fries or my Pepsi. I just took off.) GAME START AND it was horrible at first, I had a feeling we were going to go down the loo but somehow the table turned and we actually won. 28-16. My team mates, were fucking awesome. I hope we can do just as good tomorrow. I would love to write more but my eyes just can't take it anymore. 

I have blog stalkers. I'm happy. PFFT
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