# ponytails

Hi there. My name is Audrey. I do wonder what my mom would name me if I was a male. She'd probably give me my little brother's name. OMG nvm. Yes yes, here i am again back with a if i were a boy post. The last one I did was kinda boring if you ask me. It's just paragraphs about how my life would be better if i didn't have boobs. Well life is better if you have smaller boobs. you have no idea how much effort it takes to carry these things around. I swear. I can never keep a straight blog. HAHA i just made a straight joke. Get it? You don't? Really? Okay. Fine. Putting my boobs aside. I'm going to relate being a boy to some of my classmates. I hope I don't offend anyone but if i do, I'm not really sorry.

Well personally, I think Mr BF and I would still be best friend even if I was the opposite gender. Maybe I'd bully him a lot when we were younger but I'll eventually see the 'good' in him and we became the best of friends. HAHA NO. If I were a boy, I'd probably be cool with all the guys. Mr BF and I would be friends but I'm not sure if we'll get to the best friend part. Let me know if you think we would? ;) I'd probably still be a fifit member? PRETTY PLEASE. Very unlikely though. I'm pretty sure Miss iiyee might hate my guts and Miss Moley might think I'm annoying as eff. However, we still get along and they might give me a chance and let me join their chemistry group or maybe physics... Talking about Physics, Mr Bestah would probably be my buddy. We would probably gather all the boys and play ball sometimes. I'd probably be his favorite male student and Miss Jay could be the favorite female student. Speaking of Miss Jay, I'd probably never be able to touch her boobies and have her chase me to take a slam at mine but I think Miss Jay and I would still get along fine. We can still sing duets when we're bored in class or when we want to annoy the hell out of people. She will and probably always be my Karoke partner. Miss Angel, I'd probably play with her a lot. Ruffle her hair sometimes and make her pinch me real hard while i act all tough saying it doesn't hurt but the truth is it felt like she was kicking my nuts. I'm going to talk about the guys in my class first coz there's like only 10 of them. Mr Naruto and Mr Bean. The two guys that isolates themselves and have the front seats. I'd probably have a good time talking anime with these two, they make everything seem interesting. Mr Naruto might say some foul words sometimes, HECK I'm probably going to join him and Mr Bean always say something totally random out of the blue and it makes everyone laugh. Moving on to Mr Freedom, once again I will officially apologize on my blog by almost giving you diabetes mellitus type II. I'd probably enjoy Mr Freedom's company, he talks anime, books and songs. He can be my male duet partner and we can sing all day long and not worrying about if my notes are too high for him to sing along to. Coz you know, we're both guys and yeah we have the same frequency? Mr Tall would totally be my basketball buddy! Mr Jaesuk will probably tag along, we would talk about girls all day. Talking about how the juniors are really pretty this year and tease each other about it too. Mr F,  Mr we-have-the-same-bday and I would probably enjoy some alone time talking about 'stuff' hmmm HAHAHA I'm sure you can guess. Then there's Mr Soccer and Mr Fencing, well we could go yamcha, play ball, urm catch a movie? I'm pretty sure we can work something out. Of course not forgetting Mr Key. Oh boy this guy right here would probably be my gay partner whenever i need to shake off some girl. I'd hang around him and pretend that i'm interested just to chase girls away because Mr Key wouldn't even mind. He's awesome like that ;) Miss Enlighten would probably be afraid of me because I'm like super scary. I'd probably be afraid of Miss Principle. And to all the other girls, they'd probably think I'm BIG pervert. Special dedication goes to this one girl. Miss Scorpio. I emphasize on the horoscope is because it's all we ever relate things with! Miss Scorpio would be that girl who would sing all the Taylor Swift songs I love. She'd probably be my girl best friend. I would like how she over reacts sometimes whenever I try to blow her face and she would work for me MUAHAHA because she is my secretary. Like literally. Library stuff. (WOAH I'd be Mr President then X3) We would spend a lot of time together and I would probably take her to prom( well only if she wants to). We would gossip a lot at the round table even though i'm a guy and a lot people would think that i was dating her. She makes you feel better whenever you feel like dumping your face into a toilet bowl. Things will always be 1238 times more interesting when she is around.

Yes that is all for now. I'm going to leave for tuition in like 3 more minutes so.
Bye :)