
Okay this is basically me today. I was going to write a post about this a long long time ago but I never realy got the chance to so since I'm tired of doing my Physics experiments I thought I'd do a little update about yeah, boobs. See how happy that girl looked when she found other busty girls? Well, I'm not like that. I actually get kind of scared when I see people with bigger boobs then mine. Reasons you say? well...
1. I think I have huge boobs so when I see bigger ones, I just. I can't imagine how they carry those around and how they deal with them wtf. I have problems with mine so I'm sure they are going to have problems with theirs too.
Now I will show you some busty girl problems//perks by rampaige and tell you how I relate.

This is me. Most of the time. It's really hard to find the perfect clothing. Well not that one actually exist but it's really hard to look good in oversized clothing. I'm not the thinnest person out there and huge boobs, they make you look even fatter. I mean like seriously. I'd like to avoid huge clothing but I love wearing them, it is so comfortable but at the same time i want to look nice. I'd have problem picking an outfit every single time. maybe this is just me, I mean I'm picky by nature. I usually go for the oversize clothing though coz I just can't concentrate on anything else if I'm too self conscious about how I look.

Evil boobs. This is what happens when you have heavy stuff sticking out of your chest. It's not easy carrying them around. Not easy playing basketball with these. This is why I don't usually run. I just wait under the net. Ahh bra marks. Would you have believed me if I told you I don't have those? Well ding dong I do but they go away overnight so I guess it's not such a big problem.


ME. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I mean why can't they just provide a bigger size? WHY WHY WHY? I can't count how many bras I've seen and want but can't because they just don't have my size. People get to choose the style while I have to choose by size. NOT FAIR. The smaller bras are always much prettier. The big ones are usually really expensive too. I wonder how much money my parents spent on my bras. Just my bras for these past few years.

Weehee finally one good thing about these things. I mean everytime I'm in the library and I'm cold. I secrectly do this. No one will ever know muahahaha. Well unless my readers don't spread then I guess - wait wtf. What am I saying?

So yeah. Anyone. Any gender? If you ever need a shoulder to cry on. I'm right here. Just ask and I'll lend you a boob or two to cry on. Of course you're going to have to give me something to dry myself with after. Miss Speaker must really feel this way. I get random hugs from her all the time. Can't say I hate it but can't say I love it too. However, it is still very pleasant to be cuddled :)

This. I don't know. I feel unsafe. I feel like I'm going to die early because of them. I mean I know if I take precautions and go for check ups, I won't die but there's still that paranoid feeling I have. I mean I guess it's kind of a good thing that it increases my awareness, it means I'm going to take extra care of them. But seriously? Don't busty girls have a higher risk of getting breast cancer?

aaaaawwwww. Miss Scorpio. Mr Bear Cat. This is for you. Well maybe a little to Miss Angel and also Mr Freedom. We do have boob talk sometimes don't we? Especially you. Yes. YOU.


Yeah. you have no idea how hard it is to look for a dress that is PERF. If the dress doesn't go through my boobs. It does not go through anything. I can try on 30++ of dresses in a day and I can safely say that I might only fit 5 of them and I might not even like them but I can only choose from the five of them so I am very frustrated about my prom dress. I don't even know what to wear I- just. I know I have a huge frame and I was made fun of a lot when I was younger. I tried. My frame is just big. I can't do anything about my bone structures. They just won't shrink. I mean I know people are just joking when they say I'm big or stuff and I know I should just dismiss it but a part of me just can't help but feel offended. I'm sorry.

Miss Jay. If you see this. Happy times during basketball and netball practice.

Yeah. This must happen a lot huh? I wouldn't possibly know. I mean there are the ups and downs. I mean just be yourself. Your boobs don't define you. However, I define boobs.

I guess. I do love my boobs :)
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